they're coming to take me away, HA HA

Hey girlfriends of the future,

lucy, i'm sorry but your movie list consisted of two barfy movies. those would be the proposal and ghosts of girlfriends past. seriously? i'll try to get past it but you really need to be watching some higher quality television. 

we for sure need to make a movie! that is definitely the greatest idea that has been posted in a while! we can do it on my old camcorder, its much funnier when you do it on there. i have like four hours of tape, i think. that should be sufficient. 

big gulps, huh? welp see ya later.

rachie

The secret life of the american teenager...named lisa

Hey girlfriends of the past,

Well heres the first item on the business list. i have officially narrowed my favorite movies down to three. number one twenty-seven dresses. seriously like i just love that movie and im going to cut my hair exactly like kathrine heigls and wear all her exact same outfits. i wish i was her. number two- the proposal. i don't even get why i love that movie so much but i just do. what a funny time. Number three is this movie called ghosts of girlfriends past. i haven't exactly seen it yet but im pretty sure that when i do it will be great.

so basically me and my friends decided that im going to marry this boy named skyler porcaro. andrea knows his brother, and she most definentally will know what i am talking about. they are just such smart people, and my friends think im so dumb that i need somebody smart in my life so we picked oldy skyly. except this little problem is he has this big head. reaaaaally big. im pretty sure that if we weighed his head it would weigh the same as stew's whole body. plus mine probably. but i guess i would never be self-concious of my head around him because it would always look so little in comparison.

he he he he basically i am laughing so hard because just barely i had this brilliant idea to be a real big creeper and get on facebook and bring you guys a picture of skylar. oh goodness you would think i've gone mad or something the way im laughing. there probably coming to take me away to the funny farm with the basket weavers.

anyways i also decided that my sunday school teachers are the bomb. im gonna include them in my will.

i also just had this idea that we should make a movie one of these days. but basically just a reaaaallllyyy long one about ourselves. like we just talk for hours on end about all our achievements and failures in life. i think it will be a real big hit on youtube. ha ha. just kidding.

So here i go i hope you enjoy your day today, tomorrow, and the rest of the year.

Lisa the luny buny

ps this picture of katherine heigl is how im going to cut my hair FOREVER

okay, i have now wasted the past eighteen hours. except for the hour i ate at the trolley with leah and the half hour i practiced the piano. those things were definitely not a waste. but otherwise this is what i did...

1. read blogs

2. wrote on blogs

3. slept

4. ate half of lisa's halloween candy

5. made spencer three plates of buttered crackers.

6. curled my hair. when have i ever done that?? i've gone crazy.

7. painted my nails. now you may not think this is a waste. but the waste part comes when right after i did it i practically messed up every nail i painted. therefore, a waste.

8. named the songs in my itunes that were labeled as track 01, track 02, track 03, etc.

9. sat on the stool in the kitchen in a big coat

10. tried on some of my favorite shorts to make sure they still fit me

11. put on three layers of lotion, but to no avail, my hands are still dry

now you may think that i feel like a failure. but i don't. i actually feel really nice. and now i'm listening to earth, wind, and fire and boy am i just loving my life... "lets groove tonight!"

OH YEAH! i discovered this phenomenal application on my computer. its name, photo booth. here are some samples of this great time:

well, bye!

love rachie boy

p.s. in my lab i've been teaching about the way uv affects bacteria growth. but the most embarrassing part, every time i say uv i accidentally say uvu. it is getting so funny.

happiness is a warm gun

so i'm reading this fantastic book, east of eden. john steinbeck penned it. it is the bomb bomb bomb. i love this man in it named samuel. he is this old man and he's so funny that everyone comes from around the county to talk to him, and ask his advice, and be his friend. he's super smart and he loves to read and he loves to think. he always invents these cool contraptions and he loves to talk to people about these grand ideas he comes up with in his head. and he has sparkly laughy eyes. i pretty much just love this man to death. oh samuel.

so the other night lisa and i went to see the byu ambassadors performance, and i'll tell you what i learned two things. thing one: i love old people. this fact was actually already established before this night but it was reinforced at the show. there were the greatest old men there... with checkered sweaters and tan hats or tweed suit coats with elbow patches. and they just loved their little wives with their white hair and pink lipstick. i tell you what, i would rather hang out with old people any day. and i'm not lying either. thing two: i REALLY REALLY love dancing. this too was already established, but anyways. by this i mean i love dancing. preferably to disco or funk. i also wish i knew how to ballroom cause that would be so fun. sometimes when i go dancing somewhere i can't control myself and i just go crazy. it is such a great feeling. kind of like when you run like the wind, as fast as you can, thats how it is when you go dancing. don't worry i'm not one of those sick dancers that think they are all cute and sexy and stuff. i definitely know that i'm not normal, thats probably why i enjoy it so much. but i also hate it when you go to a dance with lame people that don't even dance and then you feel like a moron all the time, man that sucks. 

plus lost is the craziest show in the entire world. ben is such a fag. he just lies up a storm and tricks everyone into thinking he wants to help them. but i know better. he is out to get them and this is not looking good. 

bye snookies!

i love you. rabid dog.